that was me.

but you're not over 30. you're 18. wanna know how i know? i've been stalking you. i'm behind you with a sharp carrot.

*alpha turns round and punches rubbish*


owowowowowowowow. damnit

hmmmmmmm thats what you get for stalking me!

And dont think i dont see you there Shiakri! *throws bomerang*

*dies of a blown up stomach*

*gurgles**coughs up blood**dies*

Meh.. ooopsie

*shiakri's and rubbish's ghosts arise*

we are the ghosts of rubbish past and christmas past. no present or future becuase you killed us.

*they both throw ectoplasm at alpha*

RAAAAWR!! *eats the ectoplasm*
Om nomnomnomnom!
RAAAAWR!!
Yummmzzz

oh noes shiakri he ate our shiet. that's right "mr i eat ectoplasm rawr rawr yummz"

bwahahaha
btw, that made me lol hard

<3 ectoplasm.

</3 shiet.

No mister! No eating shiet here!