Haha Blam wrong guess,Im German ;)
But well Germany needs more time for every shit others have. (especcially Strong Internet Connections <_<)
Is somebody already having HD Resolution on his TV (I heard in the US they get it this year).
You could get one of those "pee-bag" things. Basicly it's like a tube thing that goes from you're pee pee to a bag in you're sock. So you can pee and watch tv at the same time. (These pee bag things are real btw.)