Gawd
Once upon a day, aka, the world just started to exist, Gawd though about making something, what shall it be ? Gawd though about making a galaxy. “K,nao, I’mma do Milky way” said he spiting whit his invisible mouth. Spiting, the “Milky” way was created.

“Good, very good, nao need some more fun” he made a ball of earth and turned 80 % of the earth in water, and then he split the water in 2 parts, salt water/sweet water. Hurr Hurr. Poking a random button on his god window, the planet got randomized. “Looks betta’” said Gawd. He had to go to the bathroom. When he came back he saw some huge insects walking on earth “OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG, WTFOMGBBQTIEM” said he, smashing a nearby planet, taking the remaining materials from the planet, he set ‘em on fire and threw them on earth.

“METEOR SHOWA’ TAKE THAT FILTHY RICH BASTARDS !” The dinos burnt away leaving behind a dead, burning earth, Gawd was sad about this, he leaved Earth and played a save game till the Earth got normal again. “Thou’ human shall conquer the Erth and be masta of it !” said he throwing transports pods full of eggs (The first humans grew up in eggs ! ).
The humans quickly grew and began to hunt smaller and weaker little creatures than them .
That’s not fair, said Gawd.
The humans started to fear Gawd heavily, they at last respected him.

They started building temples all around the world as sign of worship. It felt good for Gawd, he had so much mana that he could just evolve the humans from the stone age they were in to the space stage.
But he didn’t, he wanted to see the humans do it themselves. They weren’t ready to see the space yet, it wasn’t even done yet, lol, Gawd made only Sun and Earth.
Then Gawd started working at more planets, they started as the Earth but all of the new planets were or too hot or too cold, or…FUCKING BOTH.

Gawd then made “Moon”. Moon was made out of old gold, but then he remade it out of dirt and minerals so, the lucky first humans who reach moon won’t get rich like that, intelligent plan.
When Gawd finished all the other planets, he though about stopping the space traffic. Yes, the aliens were flying in Milky way all the time, unseen by the humans though. Then Gawd told the other races to stop coming in Milky way for…well…he said “Come back when the fucking thingies can fly too.”
So aliens didn’t visit Earth because of that, of course there were some rebels who did..

Gawd made another galaxy for the alien race, not just one galaxy, more like 9000+.
Each randomized whit its own planets and moons and suns n’ shit. For this Gawd had to pay almost all his mana, but the humans were happy at last.
They started evolving, they started hunting the saber-toots, many humans died trying to kill on of those deadly beasts. But the ones that survived were happy, the fur of the saber-toots kept them warm for the cold winters.
In the summer, the hot season, there were up to 47 grades Celsius +. During this time, the humans liked to bath in the nearby river.

A fast way to cool down, In summer time they also fished a lot, and prepared for the hard winter, making supplies, fish, furs , meat. Back then, they didn’t know about veggies, they didn’t know how to plant a seed, they didn’t know that seeds actually exist. .
In a few years they made weapons out of stone, spears , sharp, long , deadly if used right.
One of the achievements they done in winter time was killing the first mastodon. A huge ass elephant whit huge warm hair, and deadly horns.

21 hunters trapped the animal in a corner and stabbed it whit the spears, leaving behind a pool of blood. During this time, tales about a giant river monster that lived in the nearby river started to appear, nobody dared to bath in that river anymore, once a day, an experienced hunter started to search the monster, whit a spear.
A few hours after he started he saw a green silhouette swimming up.

The hunter was scared but, he threw the spear in the back of the giant monster, it ricochet back, the beast had around 4,3 meters, whit 4 swimmers that were almost invisible under the huge shield like back the monster had. It was a Archelon, a giant turtle. The man knew about turtles, he never saw one but he heard that they are herbivores, he ran back to the settlement and told the other that the monster is just a big turtle that swims around, it’s inoffensive and eats only seaweed and other plants.

The small kids started to play whit it.
Gawd was happy that the humans started to make peace whit the nature and not kill everything they see.