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Originally Posted by Dalir View Post
many times. feels like a knee to the stomach every time.

like the rare occasion where you do a joke which (really) isn't funny, just a spur of the moment, and everyone just goes quiet... that's the worst situation ever.

Keep repeating the joke, they'll laugh eventually.
bring back wibbles
Well This Girl DUmped me at School and >>.<< i Cried and the boy she liked said youw ant her back i said yea he asked her do you like him ini mroe she SAID NO
So many specific moments in high school where I missed out on romantic opportunities cos I was too shy or totally oblivious. I still smack myself in the mouth when I think about them now. Oh, if I'd had more courage...
infamous
So fucking what.
We are people, we learn from our mistakes. Don't worry bro.
Just be more careful next time.
The good fact for us is that girls forget embarassing moments from us.
No they don't. That's why women win most arguments because they use the past and turn it negative to make us look bad.
Show a bro some love.
Yeah. Your situation just seems a bit... eh, I would say messed up. Just quitting on a chick like that is weird, but I mean, you wouldn't know how to react if seeing her was unexpected.

Kinda like mine. My gf, well like all of a sudden, she starts evading me, and I have a feeling she is cheating on me. :| Girls are lost, you gotta admit.
Yeh, I had a lot of embarrassing stuffs. This one just happened a few days ago. :
I played a rock music with high volume in headphone when I was at school. My teacher came in, but I don't realize it and do headbangs. My friend tap me in my shoulder when I realize everyone's looking at me.
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Originally Posted by Brolover View Post
No they don't. That's why women win most arguments because they use the past and turn it negative to make us look bad.

Good point, But we can also do the same
I once was chatting with my friends and a few of their cute friends show up.
I was being a total clown and making everyone laugh when all of a sudden an uncontrollable sneeze just flies out of my mouth and a bunch of debris flies out my nose.
Quickly, I made a :O! and covered my nose and wiped it off with my hand(it was all I could think of at the time) I put my hand in my pocket(yuck) and with the other hand paused like I was gonna say something and just walked away. Baw :[ Never spoke to those cute girls again.
Why
Back?
1. Was laughing at one of my friends who got daxed by my other friend and while I was laughing he snuck up behind me and daxed me right down to my ankles. :S
2. fell asleep in music class after listening to a soothing song.....
3. Was talking up a girl by telling her about how I made it to state soccer and she asked me to show her some tricks and when I went to kick the ball I missed it completely and tripped over the ball and fell on bindies....

Originally Posted by ilasaigues View Post
i almost shit myself when this one happened. I was taking a walk with my girl, and we were watching some clothes to give as a birthday present to a friend of ours. I had my arm behind her back. I let go for a sec to watch a dress closely, and when I grabbed her again, she had moved from there, and another girl was in her place. I just yelled sorry, shoved my hands inside my pockets, and ran to my girl. My face was probably purple by then. i told her what had happened, and asked to never move from my side without telling me. she laughed. i did my = < face, and we bought a dress for our friend.

Been there before.
Last edited by McBurger; Apr 4, 2010 at 08:43 AM.