Secret Santa 2024
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A few nights ago somebody saw a duck underneath the large bridge which exponentially transformed into another bridge that ejaculated towards hermaphrodites that don't have genitalia but everyone told the pigeon to tell hamsters that fapping is awesome. Then all of hell called God bridged humans over my duck eating friez because it had super special powers.

It sorta went downhill after God.

Anyways, suddenly