Secret Santa 2024
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And it's joke time!


Ok a cat falls into a river and a rooster laughs. Whats the moral of the story?



A wet pussy makes a happy cock.
Last edited by Rfifan; Jun 17, 2010 at 03:26 AM.
RIP [duck] Aug 28 2011 - April 20 2020
Dirty man. XD here we go

A man walks in to a gun store and he sees a really kick ass scope for a gun. The store manager comes up to him and says "best scope i have. You can even see my house from here with it.". The man looks through the scope and tells the man " I see your wife and another man running around naked In your room.". The manager is furious. He gives the man two bullets and says "if you shoot both my wife and the man who is fuc*ing her with these bullets, you can keep the scope for free.". The man looks through the scope and and gives back one of the bullets and says " I only need one"

Get it?

There is a dollar on the ground. A pregnant woman, Santa Claus, and a smart blonde. Who will get the dollar first?



Pregnant women. Santa Claus and a smart Blonde dont exist.
RIP [duck] Aug 28 2011 - April 20 2020