I do think the messages on what to vote for seem a little manipulative.
Seeing that voting Yes is simply Yes! and the others are slightly derogatory.
Implying you would be lazy or scared of your parents, this however works great on
stupid people, guess someone wants to see the outcome of the poll to be positive.
Just saying, if you are going to put some "funny" negative ring to the options, do it on all, not just the ones you dont want people to vote on.