Anyhoo, who plays Tekken?
I always beat the crap out of the kids at our local arcade. You know why? They are a disgrace. Why? Because they only pick a macho character like Paul or Marduk then crouch all the time while punching.
Then I pick my favorite girl character, Lili. Then they all, freak out when a new challenger appears. They laughed because it was a girl. Damn bastards, I'll show 'em. So I juggled them endlessly and managed to beat the shit out of them.
That. Felt. Good.