Toribash
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Every day Funny things
post every day funny things like jokes`s,shamed threads ect all those funning things that you see that you hear that you felt just for some good laughs.
the other day i kicked my friend in the face by accident, and it was a 540 kick which is like impossible for me to do when i try

i got possesed by a demon?

it was funny tho cuz i just felt the urge to jump next thing I know smack straight in the fact i was like OMFG SORRY

and that really did happen.
The standard OMGWTF moment for adults.

Happened last week. In a bar, totally plastered, asked out a transvestite (didn't see it then). Shot the breeze for a good 30 minutes until he/she spoke in a low manly voice to his/her friend.

Had to clean ears with pinky in public. Stopped conversation in the most gentlemanly manner.

The kicker? Bit pinky covered in earwax and threw up in public.
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