HTOTM: FUSION
Original Post
Ishi says I r bouncy slave.
Apparently I have no say in the matter. I am contractually bound and owned by Bouncy Corp. I currently have my lawyers working on a loophole, but it looks grim since my lawyers sold me to Ishi in the first place.

Damn gambling debts.

Anyway, Its good to be back and working for such a quality company. I'll do my best to increase quarterly profits and push the corporate agenda whenever possible. I'm also donating my lunch breaks to the poor, in the company's name, to better Bouncy Corp.'s public image.

Oh, and I brought cake, its in the break room. Its delicious and made entirely of salmon.
"Splint Chesthair" - Is my real name.
Also, we're making babies.
So, yeh...you can't leave.


19:08 <@Cevius[Work]> MADE UP SWEARWORDS. GO. STARTING WITH COCKSNAP
19:08 <@SlainVeteran> FINNISH
SALMON CAKE <3!

Welcome back Dikarika, We've missed you.
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Originally Posted by boaf View Post
Also, we're making babies.
So, yeh...you can't leave.


Oh yes, babies.

I need to go to the store to get some milk and a pack of smokes...

Don't wait up.
"Splint Chesthair" - Is my real name.
Welcome back. For you are made of win.
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