Stranger: asl??
You: hello
You: 15, male, usa.
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess I wasn't what they were looking for.


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Stranger: Hello, and welcome to Sarif Industries of Human Augmentation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't even... that's one to look up.

Lol, might try this site

Omegle has bots, who knew.

You: hello
Stranger: Hello? That's boring...
You: Well, sorry :P
Stranger: Yet again.
You: I'm not a performer, i'm not excellent at entertaining people.
Stranger: Thats gramatically incorrect.
You: How so.
Stranger: This can all just be two humans talking to each other and we would never know.
You: You're a bot, aren't ya.
Stranger: Nope.
You: Liar liar liar
Stranger: Are you a male?
You: Are you a dick?
Stranger: Yes.
You: i thought so

You: I ACCIDENTALLY MY BOWELS
You: IS THAT BAD?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Man, that was a quick disconnect.

Stranger: Down in the dumps ?
Stranger: So what it sounds like.
CleverBot: Oh no! Are you going to help him?
Stranger: No. No.
Stranger: ;s 
Stranger: Not humpty dumpty.
Stranger: Are you okay ?
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: Why? Just asking
CleverBot: Are you alone?
Stranger: Um, yeah why.
CleverBot: Because I like you.
Stranger disconnected!

also on an completely unrelated note Deadmau5 - Strobe is totally awesome..

Strangest, though perhaps the nicest greeting I've encountered.

Stranger: hello my sweet feather