Toribash
Original Post
Cuil Theory Thread


That should explain it.

I'll start a simple sentence, and the next user raises the Cuil up one level.



CUIL 0: I order a soda at a fast food restaurant
needs to be longer.

CUIL 4: I offer you a bison, but you insist on forging the sequoia using your bare hands. You are in a meadow, there is soda pouring off the clouds.
CUIL 5: I give you a bottle. You try to drink from it. It was full of microscopic soda bottles which themselves are full of tinier soda bottles. It tastes good. Your mouth longs for more. The world is made of a glob of soda. You are drowning but you have gills. I drown and die because the flavor is too much. An empty bottle swallows you whole. You try to scream but only the sound of bottles are heard.


amidoinitrite?
da, yes

CUIL 6: I wake up in a bathtub made of hamburgers. I unravel myself into the drain where a large worm waits to taste me. I disappear into stonehenge when Mos Def does a backflip on the front lawn. Suddenly, my eyes are now bottle caps. There is fish. I enjoy the sweet taste of a cashier being beaten with a bottle of soda. Douglas Adams rises from the dead and says "carbonation", and proceeds to turn into the sun, which is now growing at a steady rate. The beach is a dragon who breathes ketchup. I find myself in awe of the sky, which is now a healthy shade of puce.
Nothing to discuss.
[23:23:53] <AndChat|700625> Blue eyes ultimate dragon best card
[23:24:29] <AndChat|700625> You know the one with 3 heads
[23:24:39] <~Lightningkid> just like my dick



[11:35:40] <box> Hampa suck
[11:36:21] <hampa> not the first to tell me that today