I'm in MAJOR FANTASTICO MONSTROUS MATHEMATICS mode and extremely bored
wat do

(posting in anticipation of replies by the time I wake up because I'll probably be pissed off at the world when I do and that's when I do my best thinking)


oh and it doesn't even have to be maths, can be anything involving logic (programming || maths (hint hint gaveitaway))

If I have sex twice a day, over the course of 30 days, how much sex will I have?
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And if after every sexual encounter, there is a 5% chance I will contract an STD, what is the probability I have an STD at the end of the 30 days

if you have 3 raisins and you give 1 raisin to sally, how many raisins do you have?

Trick question; you already have several.

Zing!!!

Three men went to a hotel to rent a room, the cost of the room was $30. Each man paid $10 to the bellboy and proceeded to their room. After a little while the bellboy realized that there was a special on rooms that night and the price for the men's room should have been $25. On his way to the men's room to give them back $5, he was puzzled how he was going to split $5 as he had no change. He decided he would give them each $1 and keep the remaining $2 for himself. So each man originally paid $10, but after the bellboy gave each man $1 back, each man paid $9.
9 x 3 = $27 plus the $2 the bellboy put in his pocket equals $29. The original price for the room was $30. Where did the last dollar go?

9*3 = 27 paid
2 in his pocket = 25 for the room

the 2 is subtracted from the 27, not added to it

damn you're good

okay

if my doctor says I have a 60% chance of having herpes, 40% chance of hepatitis, and 30% chance of gonorrhea, what is the probability I have both herpes and gonorrhea, but not hepatitis

2*0

after a week of solid work I think the answer is 1