Help! my stepmother's cats wont shut up and i cant sleep! and my bed is half the size of my normal bed and i need the SPACE! and the only things in Iowa are corn and (admittedly suprisingly) trees! and most of the women arent as cute as i remember from the last time i was here!
is this hell? no its IOWA!!!! (get it? GET IT?!?.............damn kids dont watch enough classic movies, go watch field of dreams and get back to me)