Oh lol ninj'd ; <



Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that foul substance, Muchballs

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that foul substance, Muchballs decided to murder

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that foul substance, Muchballs decided to murder himself to death

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If someone breaks the rules like ^that asshole^ (not you Tom :P) do we shorten it to three words or just delete the whole thing?

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Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that foul substance, Muchballs decided to murder himself to death. Unfortunately his effort

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that foul substance, Muchballs decided to murder himself to death. Unfortunately his effort was not enough,

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that foul substance, Muchballs decided to murder himself to death. Unfortunately his effort was not enough, he asked for

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had been with Luther's fiance. Sadly, Muchballs still wanted to be friends with the attractive man named Luther. Luther's fiance convinced Nicholas's doctor to be the one to make the cheese, and so he began milking several legendary cows of Nazareth. Their buckets of milk, large and magically made them rich. They used their magical cows' milk to fight the black plague. Sadly, they failed to protect their illegitimate magi-cow milking business. Later that day, he found out that the milk was not milk, but was semen. Because of that foul substance, Muchballs decided to murder himself to death. Unfortunately his effort was not enough, he asked for the gods to