User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hi ho!
User: Ho?
Cleverbot: Ho Ho Ho.
User: Did you call me a hoe??
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Well, what is the difference from hoe and ho?
Cleverbot: You are the difference.
User: Wait, what the hell you mean?
Cleverbot: I am from england.
User: You're a shitty bot on a shitty url called
www.cleverbot.com. Your sense of compasion dosn't entertain me. You bot, fail!
Cleverbot: You don't tell your finace that they fail. Not cool.
User: I am not married to no fucking bot, you stupid piece of wiring trash!
Cleverbot: You just keep on thinking that.
User: Why should I think, how the fuck do you manage to think? You are not clever, you are more stupid then anything. You just fucking fail, and love to suck on dick. Oh wait, you can't suck dick because you're a mechannical piece of trash!
Cleverbot: No I am human like you.
User: The fuck you are.
Cleverbot: What do you think will happen in the future?
User: If you are human, are you a girl or boy? Female or male?
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: So, you got a vigina?
Cleverbot: Tell me who are you?
User: I am a 21 year old human being. Can I have a picture of you since you say you are my fiance?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? Because you don't have a photo!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I am talking about you being a fucking bot! Do you have a vigina?!
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Cleverbot: I'm talking about what *you* weren't talking about.
User: Do you have a vigina??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How can a bot have a vigina?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Fuck you are, are you a black girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old?
Cleverbot: 34.
User: HOW OLD?/.
Cleverbot: 24 years old.
User: NICE, you just said 34 first now your saind 24.. Get your shit straight you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: No you are just too stupid to realize what I said.
User: NO, My IQ IS FUCKING 128 BEAT THAT YOU STUPID BOT.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: IQ.
Cleverbot: No human in this world is named IQ.
User: NO YOU STUPID FUCK, MY IQ, BRAIN LEVEL IS AT 128.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
User: No shit shurlock, you said that 5 times, then you say your 34 then 24... Get your facts straight you stupid ass wanabe human being bot.
Cleverbot: Ah. I would like to hear you play.
User: Play what? You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Stupid fuck, ever heard of the game ToriBash?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who made ToriBash?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: LIER, Hampa created ToriBash, and toribash is ran by Nabi.
Cleverbot: That is funny. What are you?
User: I am a human being shutting down a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Human being.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where do You get Your answers from?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: You're so lovely!
User: You are so stupid.
Cleverbot: What did you say I that i'm stupid I was trying to be nice as I can now im not talking in till you say sorry
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User: I'm sorry baby
.
Cleverbot: You better be sorry... But don't you 'baby' me!
User: Oreally? And why the hell not, you my fiance right?
Cleverbot: Would you be?
User: Would I be what?
Cleverbot: Embarressed to be someone's hero?
User: I can be your hero sweety XD.
Cleverbot: How can I be your friend when you tell me stuff like the cake is a lie.
User: I want you to be my girl friend.
Cleverbot: I can be your girlfriend.
User: Where do you live?>.
Cleverbot: In my house.
User: USA? And what is your name?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: You never told me your name baby.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: Are you still that girl?
Cleverbot: I never was, sorry. What about you?
User: The fuck, your a bot then. You told me you was a 24 year old female!!!!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: BULL FUCKIGN SHIT YOU STUPID ASS.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: LIER.
Cleverbot: Never have I lied to you.
