Originally Posted by
5brickbomzh
No, you're just a user. Check the internet, there is not much about you, not many people know you. How many religios followers do you have? 1, 2, 3 (friends), if that's it they are faking it anyway so don't act BIG.
Besides, when were you born? 1993-something? Did you know Jesus was there 2k years ago already. You're only pretending...
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Incorrect. There is not much about me on the internet, because unlike the false prophets, I will not reveal myself to the public. The public is stupid, and would not be able to handle this almighty revelation.
I have many religious followers, billions even, I am enshrined throughout the ant kingdoms.
To any deity smart enough to recognize me as the one true lord of everything, I am god.
I was born before time began to exist. I created time, therefore, I am not restricted to it.
Look, i'll prove it. I'll go back in time now, and make this declining artist named Adolf a politician, and i'll make him kill a whole bunch of my original rivals. If this happens, then, I am proof of my own powers.
I invented jesus(pronounced hayzoos, not "jeez-us"), in order to calm the roman empire.
Last edited by Hyde; Sep 24, 2012 at 11:39 PM.