Secret Santa 2024
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Make me laugh
Make me laugh and I'll give you 1k.
Present to me the most beautiful woman, and I shall reward you with chronos
Azure, I command you to laugh or I will haunt your dreams FOREVER!!! ever ever ever ever ever...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
AzureMage, the strongest of them all,
always victorious, never shall he fall.
First on the battlefield, last to leave,
ever so many widows he made grieve.
Never a proper challenger to face,
until he met McDill, and he said in disgrace
"Do thou think thee stands a chance against me?
This will end with thy blood spilled, and my victory!
Go now kid, thou will not last,
I'll show no mercy, and thus I cast."

Poor Azurey, the great mage was too confident,
not realizing that McDill was his landlord, here to claim his rent.
And late he was, not able to pay the bill,
and so AzureMage became Billy of the Hill. (Get it?)
To the contrary I've given away over 100k.
Present to me the most beautiful woman, and I shall reward you with chronos