I want to learn some fake ones.

It would be nice to know a language that no one else in my city knows.

I totally agree with Akobo. Though I'm trying my best to learn Japanese because I'm into Japanese stuff.

But yeah like a secret code so people wouldn't understand a thing you could say to your friend.

Latin, it's a dead language.


Learn the language of the people living on an island that's gonna sink due to tsunamis, earthquakes and a nuclear reactor burning a hole into the earth. Seems smart.

I want to learn chinese, if anything, because china may very well enslave us all, and it'd be nice to know what gibberish they are saying when they sell you to the one-eyed alien faced man thing that pits you into battle against eachother for tv entertainment.

Definitely chinese.

I would have to say dutch. Because my girlfriend speaks dutch and it would be awesome to talk to her in her native language.

Wait you can't talk to your girlfriend? Huekyhuekyhueky.

Russian, German and Italian. That's all.

She speaks english, but it wasn't her first language. Use your brain.