Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.
Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament. Beyond the horizon, someone named Hush king of homosexual-land
("named" as in declared, or proposed)