Secret Santa 2024
Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to Chuck Norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semen. He licked it but he felt raw pork chops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a Godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of Emg's. then he shot Obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osama, but failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it shriveled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thought misunderstood it as bunny shit. So as he screamed spiderman punched him in his pubes, which ofingerzo enjoyed alot. Exize had ofingerzo dick in a choke-hold which fingerz enjoyed. Zekiller began masturbating to Megan fox's dead grandfather Planz, on the other hand i think emg and Zekiller22 eat too much cock, it's very unhealthy, but very tasty. JoeEl likes cock and some dicks with curly fries, even the burnt baboon ass shaped ones. Later that super sexual afternoon Exize got surprised by his tiny under-developed penis, NinjaVodou sucked
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Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to Chuck Norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semen. He licked it but he felt raw pork chops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a Godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of Emg's. then he shot Obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osama, but failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it shriveled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thought misunderstood it as bunny shit. So as he screamed spiderman punched him in his pubes, which ofingerzo enjoyed alot. Exize had ofingerzo dick in a choke-hold which fingerz enjoyed. Zekiller began masturbating to Megan fox's dead grandfather Planz, on the other hand i think emg and Zekiller22 eat too much cock, it's very unhealthy, but very tasty. JoeEl likes cock and some dicks with curly fries, even the burnt baboon ass shaped ones. Later that super sexual afternoon Exize got surprised by his tiny under-developed penis, NinjaVodou sucked it dry. vomit
Former iCoF Leader. EMG I'M DYNAMITE, EMG I WIN THE FIGHT!
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Originally Posted by NinjaVodou View Post
Meh it'll do I've been in worse stories.

Story only, Please. Just use 3 words and viola!
Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to Chuck Norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semen. He licked it but he felt raw pork chops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a Godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of Emg's. then he shot Obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osama, but failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it shriveled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thought misunderstood it as bunny shit. So as he screamed spiderman punched him in his pubes, which ofingerzo enjoyed alot. Exize had ofingerzo dick in a choke-hold which fingerz enjoyed. Zekiller began masturbating to Megan fox's dead grandfather Planz, on the other hand i think emg and Zekiller22 eat too much cock, it's very unhealthy, but very tasty. JoeEl likes cock and some dicks with curly fries, even the burnt baboon ass shaped ones. Later that super sexual afternoon Exize got surprised by his tiny under-developed penis, NinjaVodou sucked it dry. vomit from his butthole
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Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to Chuck Norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semen. He licked it but he felt raw pork chops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a Godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of Emg's. then he shot Obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osama, but failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it shriveled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thought misunderstood it as bunny shit. So as he screamed spiderman punched him in his pubes, which ofingerzo enjoyed alot. Exize had ofingerzo dick in a choke-hold which fingerz enjoyed. Zekiller began masturbating to Megan fox's dead grandfather Planz, on the other hand i think emg and Zekiller22 eat too much cock, it's very unhealthy, but very tasty. JoeEl likes cock and some dicks with curly fries, even the burnt baboon ass shaped ones. Later that super sexual afternoon Exize got surprised by his tiny under-developed penis, NinjaVodou sucked it dry. vomit from his butthole spewed everywhere! All
Former iCoF Leader. EMG I'M DYNAMITE, EMG I WIN THE FIGHT!
[Team Canada] ~ [OoT] ~ [TABD] ~ ARA ~ [TM] ~[Hurrmo] ~ [TMO]
Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to Chuck Norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semen. He licked it but he felt raw pork chops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a Godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of Emg's. then he shot Obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osama, but failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it shriveled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thought misunderstood it as bunny shit. So as he screamed spiderman punched him in his pubes, which ofingerzo enjoyed alot. Exize had ofingerzo dick in a choke-hold which fingerz enjoyed. Zekiller began masturbating to Megan fox's dead grandfather Planz, on the other hand i think emg and Zekiller22 eat too much cock, it's very unhealthy, but very tasty. JoeEl likes cock and some dicks with curly fries, even the burnt baboon ass shaped ones. Later that super sexual afternoon Exize got surprised by his tiny under-developed penis, NinjaVodou sucked it dry. vomit from his butthole spewed everywhere! All the dinosaurs died

i think it's time we rapped up this story and start a new one.
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Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to Chuck Norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semen. He licked it but he felt raw pork chops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a Godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of Emg's. then he shot Obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osama, but failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it shriveled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thought misunderstood it as bunny shit. So as he screamed spiderman punched him in his pubes, which ofingerzo enjoyed alot. Exize had ofingerzo dick in a choke-hold which fingerz enjoyed. Zekiller began masturbating to Megan fox's dead grandfather Planz, on the other hand i think emg and Zekiller22 eat too much cock, it's very unhealthy, but very tasty. JoeEl likes cock and some dicks with curly fries, even the burnt baboon ass shaped ones. Later that super sexual afternoon Exize got surprised by his tiny under-developed penis, NinjaVodou sucked it dry. vomit from his butthole spewed everywhere! All the dinosaurs died, dinosaur extinction qs



i think it's time we rapped up this story and start a new one.
Former iCoF Leader. EMG I'M DYNAMITE, EMG I WIN THE FIGHT!
[Team Canada] ~ [OoT] ~ [TABD] ~ ARA ~ [TM] ~[Hurrmo] ~ [TMO]
Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to Chuck Norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semen. He licked it but he felt raw pork chops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a Godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of Emg's. then he shot Obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osama, but failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it shriveled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thought misunderstood it as bunny shit. So as he screamed spiderman punched him in his pubes, which ofingerzo enjoyed alot. Exize had ofingerzo dick in a choke-hold which fingerz enjoyed. Zekiller began masturbating to Megan fox's dead grandfather Planz, on the other hand i think emg and Zekiller22 eat too much cock, it's very unhealthy, but very tasty. JoeEl likes cock and some dicks with curly fries, even the burnt baboon ass shaped ones. Later that super sexual afternoon Exize got surprised by his tiny under-developed penis, NinjaVodou sucked it dry. vomit from his butthole spewed everywhere! All the dinosaurs died, dinosaur extinction qs (<--WTF IS This >:U).A green santa

quite copying me >:U
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