You should celebrate by not celebrating. Instead go jump off a cliff into water and see if you live or not. If you live, I suppose you can celebrate. If you die, we will celebrate. Jkjkjk, but really, shouldn't celebrate 300 posts or any post count. Post counts don't really matter besides on irc.... As a wise fish once said:P

Or you could be Star.
He got a little bit of a "good work" on his 10'000th post.

You should never post again.

What are all of you talking about? 300 posts is something worthy of great reward.

Good job on reaching 300 posts, go celebrate, have the biggest party of all time.

Buy yourself a life and quit this forum while you can.

Good job, buy yourself a big booty hoe and celebrate like it's your birthday

Inform your family. I'm sure they will be very pleased.