Originally Posted by
Pamaaj
Oh Timee, The others weren't supposed to know about this.
We must find a way to capture this mystical creature formally know as "Alison brie".
Suggestions on what to do with her once we do so?
Here's the game plan, brothers:
Materials needed
(Everything is in order. I prepared all of the necessary stuff beforehand while we were waiting for Brother Pammy's return.)
1.) Inconspicuous black van (I painted over our former business name, "Cougar Hunters International") ---
CHECK
2.) Innocuous white rag that may or may not contain chloroform (Absolutely do NOT use it to wipe off your upper-lip sweat, especially when you're in the presence of sweat-inducing Alison Brie) ---
CHECK
3.) Totally non-suspicious balaclavas (can be substituted with totally non-suspicious hockey masks) ---
CHECKEROONIE
Four-part plan
1.) Infiltration --- Pammy
2.) Extraction --- Zander
3.) Interrogation --- Timee (I've been practicing my "screaming questions at the hostage while holding a hanging lightbulb very close to his/her eyes" interrogation move on my pet cat. My cat is now undergoing electro-shock therapy at our local animal shelter. I think I'm ready.)
... and the best part ...
4.) Repeated, forceful, and hopefully mutually pleasurable insertion --- All three of us (I go first though)
Last edited by Trick; May 17, 2013 at 11:25 PM.