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[S] Gilbert "the legendary sex machine" Johnson
Oh lord, it's been a while.
Everything you need to know is below.
Hey, you might be wondering to yourself. "Who is gilbert?" "why should I care about him?" "What makes him so inexplicably attractive to the ladies?" "Why cant I get laid as often as him?". Well young Padiwan, here are all the answers to your questions.
Now, i bet your thinking.... "What does this sex monster named Gilbert look like?" and to answer your questions we have a barrage of sexy poses done by Gil (as the lady's call him) during the 1993 winter Olympics; Which, interestingly enough he won after he entered as his own country.
More sexy pics are below.
Spoiler: Picture #2
Spoiler: Picture #3
Now, Here are the circumstances. Gilbert recently went through a hard break up, it was his first serious relationship in over 5 years. He needs someone to care for him and take him out "Clubbin like a bau5" to cheer him up. Maybe take a few shots play some darts, i dont care. He just needs a friend.
Size: 512x512
Original Artist: Kowla
No Recolours
Price: offer
Please, help give Gilbert a home.
Everything you need to know is below.
Hey, you might be wondering to yourself. "Who is gilbert?" "why should I care about him?" "What makes him so inexplicably attractive to the ladies?" "Why cant I get laid as often as him?". Well young Padiwan, here are all the answers to your questions.
- His real name is Gilbert Johnson the third.
- He grew up in a small town in the northern planes of Siberia.
- He is fluent in Russian, Spanish (the language of love), Canadian, and English.
- On weekends, Gilbert enjoys partying, drinking contests, and sexual encounters with his lady friends.
- Once he wrestled a bear, and ended up typing the bear into a knot with his toes.
- He knows all the secret to a women's pleasure.
- As a boy his father taught him how to live off of a tofu cube and a wooden stick for 3 days.
- And Lastly, Gilbert is immune to any sexually transmitted diseases; so he can have as many "wild encounters" as he pleases.
Now, i bet your thinking.... "What does this sex monster named Gilbert look like?" and to answer your questions we have a barrage of sexy poses done by Gil (as the lady's call him) during the 1993 winter Olympics; Which, interestingly enough he won after he entered as his own country.
More sexy pics are below.
Spoiler: Picture #2
Spoiler: Picture #3
Now, Here are the circumstances. Gilbert recently went through a hard break up, it was his first serious relationship in over 5 years. He needs someone to care for him and take him out "Clubbin like a bau5" to cheer him up. Maybe take a few shots play some darts, i dont care. He just needs a friend.
Size: 512x512
Original Artist: Kowla
No Recolours
Price: offer
Please, help give Gilbert a home.
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