HTOTM: FUSION
View Poll Results: What do you do when a bear attacks?
Suplex the bear
24 Votes / 42.86%
Play dead
3 Votes / 5.36%
Climb a tree
0 Votes / 0%
Shovel the bear out of the ring
10 Votes / 17.86%
Challenge the bear to fisticuffs
11 Votes / 19.64%
Call in air support
8 Votes / 14.29%
Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll
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Lol that was my last laptop :/
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What gender are you: Male-ish
Do you understand how to work an oven: Yes
If you have an exceptionaly delectable cookie recipe that you think we may find useful please explain the ingredients and cooking process: exceptionally*
What merit badges have you attained so far and what merit badges do you plan on working for: Pyrotechnic, Wonder Twin, Clitoris. I would love to get the "Have sex with Orko" badge, but Orko's shining light of glory bestows itself upon me, and I can't see a thing.
Is it dobbys fault: When there is Orko or peanut butter involved, yes. And most other times too.
Do you have any special expertise such as braiding hair, baking or sowing: I can braid hair...
Rewrite Abraham Lincolns famous speach as a incredibly descriptive recipe to bake our world renowned Wood Elf™ cookies: 4 Elves and 7 knives ago, we cut some elves up and put them in the oven at 350 for an hour and a half. The end.
Why the fuck do you want to join a cookie-themed clan anyway: Because cookies are yummy in my uterus.
Last edited by Clay; Aug 2, 2013 at 06:11 AM.
Not going to say yes/no, but I will say that I can rub my finger under my cat's chin very fast.
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