In the beginning Hampa created Computer games and the Forums. Computer games were formless and tori-less, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Hampa was moving over the surface of the ground. Then Hampa said, “Let there be an amazing game”; and there was an amazingly awesome game. Hampa saw that the game was good; and hampa separated the game from all other (crappier) games. Hampa called the game toribash, and the other games he called useless.
Taken straight from the passages of Hampus I passages 1:1 to 1:5