What you did was more of a rebuttal (albeit a rather unresponsive one), but even if it was an argument, I would still have won seeing as how I managed to engage your paradigm effectively while at the same time proving that not only does my model work practicality-wise on the ground, but it also provides tangible benefits to the primary stakeholders in this particular conversation (i.e. me and my dong).
Basically ...
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