Once upon a time, there was a big hairy man named Lucy. Lucy was a man who despised meat, therefore vegetarian. And everyday, he made a vegetarian smoothy from boiled baby eyes. Eyes, of course, were important condiments to be used for his daily satanic rituals.The rituals soon went wild, when he fell into Tartarus. In Tartarus, he met Ixion, a totally hot robot girl. Together, they explored Gonorrhea, the giant island made of dicks. While exploring they encountered a clan, rulers of dicks, named