Lol, Snake I had a strange dream right before the new year.
I was very tired from all that over time work, running to buy presents and all of rush of preparations, so I fell asleep at seven at evening and woke up at ten.
Anyway, I dreamed that I came to Russia, to Moscow, and I met you. So we went to look the town and surroundings, you took me to sightseeing etc.
We came to some church and there were like tanks there with army and all of that stuff, and you were kinda nervous since I was outsiders so you told me not to speak English in front of them because they will think I'm a американский шпион lol.
But, when we came by them I saw the tanks I and said aloud: T-54 (cause I though that was the type of the tanks...) and one soldier said something like:
no, no, no, this is T-62 and he asked me on Russian do I play World of Tanks.
So, I used all Russian words that i know to talk to him, so he would not know i'm not Russian.
I just kept repeating: да, конечно, хорошо (especially хорошо) XD
Anyway, he saw that I'm a bit 'funny' so I acted like I'm drunk and you told him 'yes, he did drink a lot, its a new year's eve you know, etc...'
Anyway he thought I was from Ukraine, lol, due to accent...
Somehow we managed to pass them. :}
So, I've decided that this is the year when I will learn Russian and expect me to come to Russia for 2015 new year eve. I'm starting to collect money from every month pay for the trip there, so... I hope you can stand one quest for few days.
I'll brush up my Russian so they will not think I'm a американский шпион.