Toribash
1,033,302,302. Thursday, June 27, 2041.

That'll make me... 48. Hm.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
Monday, September 17, 2091
Seconds left to live...
2,618,223,503

I'm going to live to be 98.
That's what I get for not being overweight, you dead bastards.
:D
ermm acuatly i just checked my bmi 19 and now

Saturday, April 20, 2086
Seconds left to live...

2,447,496,881

lolz
Saturday, October 15, 2050
Seconds left to live...
1,326,802,103

:/ i live to be 56 thats a pretty good age
Now with 100% less angst