Secret Santa 2024
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight

Also, funfact, Twilight has been mentioned 197 times on this page alone. Check the top right hand corner where I did a Cmmd+F search of the page.
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Buy me food and tell me I'm cute.
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no. Swag.
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no. Swag. Back to Twilight
Buy me food and tell me I'm cute.
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no. Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag.
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag.
Buy me food and tell me I'm cute.
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight
Not the show.
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight on the ass
Buy me food and tell me I'm cute.
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight on the ass. Twilight awoke. T'was
my clan was deleted
The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight on the ass, Twilight awoke. T'was I'm a newb.
Last edited by Toolfree; Jan 16, 2014 at 12:32 AM.