I must have been in 4th grade, I was pretty short for my class. 4 foot 8 or 9.
You couldnt go to recess if you didnt do homework, so I was sent to a classroom with about 10 other kids. There was this one kid, pretty fat, 5 foot tall. We were told to pair up with another person and work on homework. I picked my friend and I started joking with her, he must have liked her or something. He started making fun of me.
He turned around in his chair to face me
Now kids, this is when zebra first learned sarcasm and how to be ignorant. Obviously you can say a few things about a fat 5 foot 4th grader. He looked at me for a while and kicked my shin.
I got pissed. so as soon as the bell rung to go back to class I hit him in the jaw once and BOOM he was down. H-H-H Headshot. He got really dizzy and stumbled to the ground. He looked like he would take more than one. I was sent to the office and I saw him in there, crying a lot. "I AINT DO NUTTIN I SW-W-W-WEAR HE HET ME FO NO REESUN"
suspended for ZERO days. he didnt fuck with me or anyone after that