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Originally Posted by Mookiefish View Post
It's hard to choose between the russian military jets flying over my ship in the black sea and harrassing us with their bombing bay doors open or when my ship ran aground, lol. The first is pretty intense, since I work in CIC and it turns into a mad house in there when shit like that happens. The second was just... bad, lol. It felt like the hulk was tearing the back of the ship apart because all I could feel was the whole thing shaking real hard and could hear the propellers hitting the sandbar.


I know you had a military background but I never knew you fought at sea.
The most intense moment of my life?

I got hit by a truck, good thing i dodged it...

That was intense...

joke ^^

I almost got hit by a drunk driver, good thing he wasn't drunk XD JOKING...

Okay.... Here is the real one:

I almost got hit by a drunk driver good thing i dodged the truck ;o

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Me and my dad were driving in Alps, road icy, turn a bend slowly but friction was like -20 so we slid toward this 'cliff' (more like a steep slope), thought I was gonna die or something but there was a single bollard and it saved us.
Thankyou bollard-senpai.
I tryed to do a flip while in water, I tryed to do it but... I ended up upside down so I was trying to grab someone I did I thought it was my mum but it was a random lady and I pulled her swimming wear down... So people saw tits in the pool... I WAS 9 JUST SAYING
I must have been in 4th grade, I was pretty short for my class. 4 foot 8 or 9.

You couldnt go to recess if you didnt do homework, so I was sent to a classroom with about 10 other kids. There was this one kid, pretty fat, 5 foot tall. We were told to pair up with another person and work on homework. I picked my friend and I started joking with her, he must have liked her or something. He started making fun of me.

He turned around in his chair to face me

Now kids, this is when zebra first learned sarcasm and how to be ignorant. Obviously you can say a few things about a fat 5 foot 4th grader. He looked at me for a while and kicked my shin.

I got pissed. so as soon as the bell rung to go back to class I hit him in the jaw once and BOOM he was down. H-H-H Headshot. He got really dizzy and stumbled to the ground. He looked like he would take more than one. I was sent to the office and I saw him in there, crying a lot. "I AINT DO NUTTIN I SW-W-W-WEAR HE HET ME FO NO REESUN"

suspended for ZERO days. he didnt fuck with me or anyone after that
saved my friend from possibly getting stabbed at a party i was at by tackling the guy and getting my hand cut in the process