That time when you first blaze and you are tripping serious ballsacks and then you nearly get hit by a car and then go on to nearly drown in your friends kiddy pool.

All the while screaming and not attracting any attention at all.

I set Earths gravity to 0 for a split second. Nobody else felt it.

I once shat in my friends refrigerator while said friend was sleeping in the same room.

Once I was in a pool with a friend of mine. He didn't know how to swim (don't ask me) but he grabbed me and pushed me to the pool floor. After being underwater for a lot of moments, a friend of my stepdad told him that she thought they weren't playing. So my stepdad noticed that, and saved my life.
NOTE: I was 8 at the time.

Alright it was probably yesterday when my house almost burned down my brother and I were sitting in his room just talking then after a while we start to smell smoke,at first we just thought somebody lit a candle but then it started to smell like burning plastic...candles dont smell like plastic so i ran out side.Turns out our two plastic garbage cans have burst into flames and have already burt a part of the house so i ran inside and got my dad and he saw it and help me get garden hose then we started to put it out i ran inside and the whole entire basement is filled with smoke so naturally i think the house is on fire so then i told my dad and he called the fire department so then went in and cleared all the smoke and helped us put out the rest of the fire. After it was all said and done they congratulated us because by the time they got there we had most of the fire put out. We are all fine and there was no serious damage to the house.

I went outside once, that was pretty intense.

Ikr raaage
Outside is dangerous
Lotsa cars and people.
I hate people

I talked to a girl yesterday.

I'm in love with my best friend.



She's woman dont say im gay !

trying to eat weetabix before it goes soggy is pretty intense for me.


what is this 'woman' you speak of?