salutations chaps. my name is Theodore Roosevelt, but some of you may know me as 'teddy'. here are some of my famous quotes:
"Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground."
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user."
"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."