Who actually /plays/ ToriBash? Sounds disgusting. Like some strange form of disease. Yuck.

Your name sounds like a disease. OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
PS: I must have done something amazing over my vacation since everyone is worships me now :P
OR people realized who's the greatest toribash player that ever set foot on the planet, now his name shall be written on every scribe ever written about swag!
Or people want me to send a very important message to them.
Meh....

English is most certainly a language that certain people speak on occasion.

I ony spek american!! eGligsh is 4 da weak.
Also I guess it's time to start recruiting new members ulti. Unless you want the clan to die, I'll help with recruiting. This clan needs to survive,
Don't call it a......

Are we still alive, please don't kick me I have nowhere else to go

I spare you. for now.....

"Alive" is a relative term. I think at this point we're gasping for air but there's a giant just stomping on our chest, spurting blood our of every orifice. So yeah.

Aw yeah! So like what do we do now?

Tickle the giant in order to escape.

I dont think that's a valid answer. I think at this point we resort to cannibalism. We'll eat the smallest and weakest ones first, in hopes the stronger ones survive this situation.