As much as you underlings believe yourselves high and mighty you are not even antworthy to me.
I have vanquished the devil of another realm, defeated multiple assassins in hand to hand combat, I have shot the sheriff, (and many other people) I have won the 100 year war, the 1000 year war, and the 10 year war, I have obtained mastery over many spells and have utilized them to defeat a dragon king, I have destroyed both a moon of pumpkin and of frost, I have killed mother nature herself, , I have finished a series with a total page count of 6,300 in one week, I have won the interstellar space race competition, I have outsmarted two ai's I have defeated an army of dinosaurs that were being controlled by aliens, I have destroyed an army of reapers, and I have conquered the known world.
You guys kick people.