lol no playing on beaches just has it's sites some times.

my worst was
We where playing football, i was holding the ball so some dude could put it.
he ran........ and kicked SO hard but the problem was: he hit my hand instead!
2 broken fingers and nice pool of blood! then at the hospital the put a sheet over my hand so i couldnt see what was going on. that was the worst

That's not bad luck, that's just who you are.

kinda hard to judge if it was unlucky or not, without knowing the non-bias story.

I cracked my head open and my brain fell out.

humpity dumpity?

long time no see dude!

i was kicking balloon up the stairs at my grandma's house and I accidently kicked the stair so hard a broke and dislocated my toe.

Oh this one time I was waltzing around I see this girl I know so I glanced over lost me balance and trying to regain it stepped over into the road... Only for a fucking toyota van to run my foot over.

Another time (i'm a boyscout :V) I was doing a service project by cleaning out a flood area. So i'm like fuck. yes. And make it my comminment to pull every vine that I can find out of it's tree. So I'm done to like the 4th to final one and it's the biggest, thickest, and longest one. I'm pulling like shit and the new kids are watching. I ask chris another kid to come help me we pull pull PULL... And we break the end of a branch off :V thing was fucking tangled around it. It comes down and smacks me in the face. I had a nice cut and I fell backwards on a rock

MORAL: ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET KIDS

You stole my injury!

>:O

(bleep).
You. Also my vine injury is thar best