Just as a warning, if you are squeamish, don't read further.


Okay, so I was on a tire swing, and it had a metal hook sticking out of it. I actually managed to somehow make this hook split through my pants and cut my sack open. I had to get stitches and everything. I don't think I have ever been in so much pain. (mind you I've broken 12 bones with an additional 2 concussions, nothing compared to this)


Your turn.

lol, 'kay then

I have a metal kneecap. Split it right in half, came down off a halfpipe skateboarding last summer landed flat on the kneecap and it split, had to go through rehabilitation and everything, it still clicks sometimes when I walk.

And magnets don't (bleep)ing stick to it.

dude. fuck. i think i was on the same swing.

Bear with me on this one.

I was sledding at my friends house, and he had these stairs outside.
So naturally, we started to sled down the stairs. Everything was awesome for a little while, but then as I was sledding, the sled turned sideways and got stuck in the stairwell, flinging me off the sled.
There was a rock. My head hit the rock.
Needless to say, I had to get stitches.

this one time i when i was like 12 i was playing tag with my two friends now they were each about 6' 2" and i'm about 4' 5". so we were playing tag and this tree was the base and there was a short wooden fence in between the tree and the parking lot were we were playing in. they can jump the fence no problem but i have to volt it. so i get tagged and i go to volt the fence and my foot hits the top rail of the fence and i fall i hear a loud crack. i thought it was the fence rail falling off the post again. i'm lying on the ground laughing and my friends are just staring at me so i try to get up and i feel a sharp pain in my left arm. i look over and my arm is shaped like a Z cracked in the middle of my forearm. i started freaking out. about a year later i get my last cast out of 6 taken off with 3 surgeries and a metal plate in my arm and two metal rods in a baggy to take home with me. oh and this all happened on the first day of summer that year.

heres one thats out of plain stupidity
i wanted to jump a ledgein my house
about 15-20ft off floor
i made a trampolien out of couch couchens and jumped
probobly broke my ankle not from falling but being parachuted back to floor after the trampolie

Heh. Mine's nothing compared to yours...

My most painful, I must say, is when I fractured the cartilage in my nose.

I was playing football, no pads or anything. Me and this other kid jumped for the football; the kid's knee first sunk into my crotch, making me bend over just in time for his other knee to smack sideways into my nose.

Long story short: Fell on the ground, kids started crowding, I got pissed, got up...Then my nose started bleeding. Loootttssss of bloods.

Not to mention the burning pain in my testicles. >.<

i was having a spit war with my friend on my bike and i hit a van and got a horrible concution and cut my head open

I was playing kickball with some friends in 4th grade, and after I got a hit I slid into 1st base (lol) and my knee landed on some glass or wire, and split my knee open right down to the bone. Like two flaps of meat on each side of the split and blood oozing do... I'll stop there.

OR

I was riding my scooter in about 5th grade and I hit the front brakes hard and did a massive face plant onto asphalt. It was painful to look at..

I was on a balance beam in kindergarden and I fell off. And landed on my noes.

I know, I'v never broken/dislocated anything nor been knocked out.

once in 2nd grade I was cutting potatoes at my aunts house, and she accidentally bumped into me and sliced my fingernail off.

Once I accidentally stabbed my finger with a sword. (Don't ask me why I was using it or were is came from) It almost hit my bone but lucky me. It only went threw my finger, and nothing ripped of. Just a hole in my finger,but for some reason, that didn't hurt much.