When I first started playing I thought it was cheating to reverse engineer your replays...

when i was a n00b... I had fun in judo <3

when I was a noob, I would watch replays of people doing madmans and though it was instagib

i used to think that hampa was german
i used to think that chezda was the best player ever
i had aqua gradients and i felt imba
i thought [BN] was teh pwnage clan
when i was a noob, i thought jepoy was the developer of toribash
i got a 30 streak in swing.tbm
i wanted to throw joints at uke as Patrick
i wanted to do headspins but i didnt know why i always dq'ed
i made the tutorial and i decapitated uke with it and i felt imba

when Me Wazx Nu0b I TyPeD, Th1ngz Im baed GreaMMaRz!!!!!1!

When i was a noob, i used the "SHOW ME YO MOVES" tactic when people disliked my replays.
When i was a noob, i started buzzing like a mad bee when i dismembered Uke more than once in a replay.
When i was a noob, i thought i was good at multiplayer. I sucked. And i still do.
When i was a noob, i used to do the same move over and over and over and over again in singleplayer.
When i was a noob, i couldn't write down a list like this. >.>

When I was a noob I thought the wiki was a legitimate way of "coming up with new moves". (I was wrong)

When I was a newb I used to play in Bandits Hideout with russians all day.

when I was a noob (now)
I owned at twin swords
sold crappy heads that almost nobody wanted
and I entered an Akido K/O tourny and got paired with tripstone and lost very quicky (yesterday)
never bought TC
owned only chronos and gladiator items
and the only moves I could do were lance some sort of windmill thing and randomly click joints and stuff
and I had a 30-something win percentage

When I was noob, I thought full orc was the top of awesomeness, and becoming higher than green belt was impossible.