Toribash
Originally Posted by Bombdigidy View Post
Rule 1: A Tori may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm

Rule 2: A Tori must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

Rule 3: A Tori must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Wait- that's a Terry Pratchett comment, right?


If you're out for items, you have to steal them. Everyone knows paying is lame.
Originally Posted by Bombdigidy View Post
Rule 1: A Tori may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm

Rule 2: A Tori must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

Rule 3: A Tori must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

classic. I-Robot ftw!
Former Item Forger
Originally Posted by Chewbroccoli View Post
Rule 1j: You don't have to know who veb is. Treat him like a god.

Seriously, who is this guy?

he is who made you and ur mom and ur dad and their moms and dads and THEIR moms and dads...

don't treat him like a god...he IS a god...
but hampa is THE God. with capital "G"

Live with it. :P
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Rule#: When Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. bigglesworth gets upset.....people DIE!!
[18:04:54] <aracoon> Eureka is a powerhungry fag
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[13:13] <Eureka> also dota is kinda for pigfuckers
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Originally Posted by ChrisDom View Post
Rule 13Q: WE NEED LESS CHRIS!!!
SERIOUS SHOP OF SERIOUSNESS l:U

you have rule 13Q in ur sig?
Rule #: If someone says they gtg to either 'hang out with friends / girlfriend' or go to 'work out' said person is either:

#a Spanking his monkey

#b Taking a shit.

#c All of the above.

That is all, I'm off to hang out with my girlfriend now.

*Gallops away*
Rule 20 (I think?):

Just because you have over 9000 toricredits does NOT make you cool.
Noticing this fact and declaring it makes you suck.
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