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Do you submit to our plans for complete and total galactic domination:
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being an interstellar tyrant:
Past experience on the battlefield:
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be:
Express your feelings about [TGS] in the form of a poem:
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon:
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC):
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets or speaking to the waiters at PF Changs:
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it:
Is it dobbys fault:
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):
Are you a wizard:
Size of your wand:
Element of choice:
If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:
Describe your magical abilities:
Hair color:
Does the carpet match the drapes:
Describe your non-magical abilities:
Preferred choice of wand lubricant:
Previous magical guilds:
Previous non-magical guilds:
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc):
Cocaine or Crack Cocaine:
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, College of Winterhold etc):
What is your experience on the battlefield:
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be:
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement:
Are you skilled in potion making:
How often do you polish your staff
Cut or Uncut:
Absolute Territory or nothing at all:
White Cotton or Pink and Frilly:
Whips or Paddles:
Hot Wax or Leashes:
Spit or Swallow:
Did you study in the art of Orkology:
Favorite wizard:
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread:
Where does the magic happen:
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like:
Is it dobbys fault:
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan:
