Originally Posted by drgranate
hey, what about the vote ?
what votes
[c]hess
Do you submit to our plans for complete and total galactic domination: Yes
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being an interstellar tyrant: Yes
Past experience on the battlefield: To many experiences to say.
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be: To spam the skype goup
Express your feelings about [TGS] in the form of a poem: Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down :>
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon: loS pe''egh 'ej Soch ben qem vavma' chaH mojmeH, chu' nation, qaStaHvIS lurDechvaD conceived 'ej dedicated proposition 'e' Hoch loD chenmoH equal.
DaH, chu' qaStaHvIS Dun civil veS, jotlhmeH vaj conceived 'ej vaj dedicated, nation, pagh vay' nation laH qaStaHvIS taH waH. , ghom Dun may'-yotlh noH. lughoS maH yotlh QoyDI' ghaH QIt ropwI'qoq yab dedicate Hoch chaq yIn Qav nation Hoch Daq nuv naDev 'e' nob yIn. altogether ghoghmey 'ej proper 'e' wIta'nIS.
'ach qaStaHvIS weghbogh Dapvetlh, laH wej dedicate maH-laH wej consecrate maH-laH wej hallow maH-mo'. consecrated loD yoH, yIntaHvIS je Heghpu', 'Iv muSeHbogh Dotlh naDev, Hop wovbe' vIvup HoS chel pagh detract. loQ note, 'ej qaStaHvIS nuq maqarmeH naDev qaw qo', 'ach nuq ta' 'e' chaH naDev laH not 'e' DalIjchugh 'oH. yIntaHvIS, nongtaH, 'e' dedicate naDev unfinished vum vaj Hop vaj nobly 'Itlh chaH 'Iv naDev ghob 'oH. 'oH nongtaH maHvaD naDev dedicated Dun Qu' ratlh pa' maHvaD-'e' vo' batlh Heghpu' ghur devotion Hegh'e' 'oH 'e' chu' boghDI', tlhab-qum nuvpu' vaj je nation, qeylIS, bopummeH nob Qav naQ 'aD devotion 'ej QuQ-'e' 'e' vaj not Hegh Heghpu' ropwI'qoq naDev highly resolve maH-chaH ghaH maH , pong nuv, nuvpu', vaj not perish vo' tera'.
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC): Yes, skype.
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets or speaking to the waiters at PF Changs: i speak a little japanese
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it: Very,very thorough...
Is it dobbys fault: Ofc.
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): 2.1
Are you a wizard: Yes
Size of your wand: 6.7"
Element of choice: Fire
If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:
Describe your magical abilities: I dont need magic wen i got me elucidator m8
Hair color: Brown
Does the carpet match the drapes: No, thats stupid.
Describe your non-magical abilities: I can punch?
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Astroglide
Previous magical guilds:Origin and Reaper
Previous non-magical guilds: Anbu Godly CMONSTER Ascend
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Elven
Cocaine or Crack Cocaine: Crack Cocaine
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, College of Winterhold etc): Camp Half-blood
What is your experience on the battlefield:
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: RKG
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: Yes
Are you skilled in potion making: No
How often do you polish your staff: Twice a day.
Cut or Uncut: Cut
Absolute Territory or nothing at all: Absolute Territory
White Cotton or Pink and Frilly: Pink and Frilly
Whips or Paddles: Whips
Hot Wax or Leashes: Leashes
Spit or Swallow: Swallow
Did you study in the art of Orkology: Not yet
Favorite wizard: Harry
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread:Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. - Giant spirit bomb destroys planet-
Where does the magic happen: In the bed ofc.
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: Motion of the potion
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: Yes
Is it dobbys fault: yes
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan: Trick question everyone is Jackie Chan
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being an interstellar tyrant: Yes
Past experience on the battlefield: To many experiences to say.
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be: To spam the skype goup
Express your feelings about [TGS] in the form of a poem: Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down :>
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon: loS pe''egh 'ej Soch ben qem vavma' chaH mojmeH, chu' nation, qaStaHvIS lurDechvaD conceived 'ej dedicated proposition 'e' Hoch loD chenmoH equal.
DaH, chu' qaStaHvIS Dun civil veS, jotlhmeH vaj conceived 'ej vaj dedicated, nation, pagh vay' nation laH qaStaHvIS taH waH. , ghom Dun may'-yotlh noH. lughoS maH yotlh QoyDI' ghaH QIt ropwI'qoq yab dedicate Hoch chaq yIn Qav nation Hoch Daq nuv naDev 'e' nob yIn. altogether ghoghmey 'ej proper 'e' wIta'nIS.
'ach qaStaHvIS weghbogh Dapvetlh, laH wej dedicate maH-laH wej consecrate maH-laH wej hallow maH-mo'. consecrated loD yoH, yIntaHvIS je Heghpu', 'Iv muSeHbogh Dotlh naDev, Hop wovbe' vIvup HoS chel pagh detract. loQ note, 'ej qaStaHvIS nuq maqarmeH naDev qaw qo', 'ach nuq ta' 'e' chaH naDev laH not 'e' DalIjchugh 'oH. yIntaHvIS, nongtaH, 'e' dedicate naDev unfinished vum vaj Hop vaj nobly 'Itlh chaH 'Iv naDev ghob 'oH. 'oH nongtaH maHvaD naDev dedicated Dun Qu' ratlh pa' maHvaD-'e' vo' batlh Heghpu' ghur devotion Hegh'e' 'oH 'e' chu' boghDI', tlhab-qum nuvpu' vaj je nation, qeylIS, bopummeH nob Qav naQ 'aD devotion 'ej QuQ-'e' 'e' vaj not Hegh Heghpu' ropwI'qoq naDev highly resolve maH-chaH ghaH maH , pong nuv, nuvpu', vaj not perish vo' tera'.
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC): Yes, skype.
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets or speaking to the waiters at PF Changs: i speak a little japanese
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it: Very,very thorough...
Is it dobbys fault: Ofc.
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): 2.1
Are you a wizard: Yes
Size of your wand: 6.7"
Element of choice: Fire
If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:
Describe your magical abilities: I dont need magic wen i got me elucidator m8
Hair color: Brown
Does the carpet match the drapes: No, thats stupid.
Describe your non-magical abilities: I can punch?
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Astroglide
Previous magical guilds:Origin and Reaper
Previous non-magical guilds: Anbu Godly CMONSTER Ascend
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Elven
Cocaine or Crack Cocaine: Crack Cocaine
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, College of Winterhold etc): Camp Half-blood
What is your experience on the battlefield:
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: RKG
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: Yes
Are you skilled in potion making: No
How often do you polish your staff: Twice a day.
Cut or Uncut: Cut
Absolute Territory or nothing at all: Absolute Territory
White Cotton or Pink and Frilly: Pink and Frilly
Whips or Paddles: Whips
Hot Wax or Leashes: Leashes
Spit or Swallow: Swallow
Did you study in the art of Orkology: Not yet
Favorite wizard: Harry
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread:Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. - Giant spirit bomb destroys planet-
Where does the magic happen: In the bed ofc.
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: Motion of the potion
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: Yes
Is it dobbys fault: yes
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan: Trick question everyone is Jackie Chan
Last edited by millie; Jul 4, 2016 at 02:30 AM.
