Heyo everyone! I'm EJXIII, or you may know me as iPortal on my old account. I'm your local fur, britbong and toribash oldfag from 2012! Now, if I'll be honest, I had a semi-bad rep on my iPortal account, and I quit toribash. Since then I've matured by miles and decided on a fresh start. So after browsing through the clan and hanging in the IRC, not only did the members seem fairly cool, but on your threads you all seemed mature and reasonable. You people have great humour as well as knowing when to be serious, and I can respect that, as well as enjoy being a member of [tldr] because of that. And having wanted a fresh start to change my ways, I feel I can offer the same to your clan, a good laugh and a serious member. Now of course, at the age of 15, I'm rather young to join a clan of your status, I can assure you however that I'm still a nice-enough guy to be part of [tldr] and would make a good addition to your clan. Now of course, being a semi-oldfag of toribash, I'll have been in some clans. I was in [Crooks], (g), (Mystic), (Bomb), (FC), and a few others that have slipped my mind. Finally. Donuts v. Crustless Sandwiches in a business meeting. Always a ham and mustard crust less sandwich, it's formal, it's informal, and it tastes fucking great.
So, with everything aside, I hope you vote fairly. I don't mind many "no's", just so long as you're fair. Please.
Thank you.