Heh,well beat this Ishi. I had bronchotis when i was 2 days older and it shot my immune system to hell. It's still terrible to this day.

I've got mild Cerebral Palsy, a shunt (pump) in my skull to regulate brain fluid pressure, flat feet (have inserts for mah shoes) and when i was born my lung collapsed twice. Oh and when my shunt gets blocked i have near-fatal migraines; I've had two so far.

Oh yah, I've got flat feet too but they're only a little flat so i don't have the inserts.

I have a MAJOR caffeine intolerance. Anyone can get it, here's how:

Take about half a glass of coffee and chicory essence. Add half a glass of milk. Drink. Voila. You have just overloaded your body with caffeine and given yourself a severe intolerance. Several of my friends have the exact same problem. Here's some more suggestions.

Drink a cup of coffee with the coffee making up 1/3 of the cup. (My friend Max, when he was
Eat about 3 No-Doz tablets every hour. (My friend Kellie, who did it last year when she was 17)

Enjoy not being able to drink a 300ml bottle of iced coffee without feeling like your lungs are about to collapse. I also can't drink more than 1 can of coke at a time, cos that crap is LOADED with caffeine.

I've also got a calcified left wrist, from skating and lading on it, as well as a severe dust mite allergy which I am trying to overcome by leaving my room in a chaotic state.

I've got refluxes, sometimes i just puke out of nowhere, and i also have a problem in the canal between my nose and my lungs, so sometimes i have trouble breathing by my nose.

Serious migraines

I've GOT ALL THE RESPIRATORY ALLERGIES THAT EXIST! like Rhinitis, Asthma, and a lot more

I also got an ankle problem that i step A LOT out of angle (I sometimes almost broke my ankle because of this, and i sprained it once)

I got THREE BONES IN MY RIGHT THUMB, NOT TWO, THREE!a bone abnormatily (That also helps me typing very fast since i use all the fingers to type =P which is quite useful in Toribash)

I got a hiperflexible muscle on my right thigh and in some place that controls the opening of the mouth that i dont know how to write in english =P (Not a health problem, more an abnormality) my mouth can open so much because of the hiperflexible muscle that i can put my whole closed hand in my mouth

I also got depression, bipolarity, double personality (But the second one doesnt go out for about 3 years, so i think its gone)

Oh yeah, I should have bipolar disorder by now. Pretty sure I do. But I ain't taking medication. Ever.

I am near sighted.
I have really bad hearing.
My knee hurts every time I play soccer.
I twitch in my right eye when I have an idea.

My heart hurts every time I eat/run.

Born with club feet.
A (bleep)ed up sphincter above my stomach which causes me to reflux into my throat.
The "clicky wrist" it sounds like a cement mixer when I roll my wrist.
Too many moles to count, several removed due to cancerous activity.
Crabs, but that was a toilet seat thing.
ADD.
Depression.
Last but not least, a melanoma which has pretty much been taken care of.

OH SHIT I forgot about my Achilles tendon, because of my club feet (fixed now) I have too short of Achilles tendons, one of them ripped over the summer during a lacrosse game and now I have a carbon fiber tendon.

Needs more bukakke. (lolmeme)

You're a cyborg. Win.


I have mitral valve prolapse... It's when a valve in your heart doesn't close 100%, so instead of the blood constantly moving 1 direction, sometimes is goes backwards back into the heart again... I don't really see any effects from it as long as I drink lots of water and stay in shape. If I don't drink water and let myself get out of shape, anytime I do something strenuous, I get a ****load of chest pain.

Other than that, there's not issues... except my heart beats out of rhythm... kinda funny to hear.