<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick (bleep)ers)
<anamexis> :<


<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right


<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances : D-<
* nmp3bot dances : D|-<
* nmp3bot dances : D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich
and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet



Post your favs?

How about we post quotes from the #toribash IRC channel.

We're funny too you know.

[21:27] <Clbck> someone finish this essay for me
[21:27] <Suede> who wants to do a math problem for me
[21:27] <Suede> fuck clbck
[21:27] <Suede> hivemind
[21:27] <Clbck> it must be the washington water
[21:27] <Vii> I don't know what he does. He sleeps late, so I guess he screws around on the internet
[21:27] <boaf> Eleeleth: <3
[21:28] <Eleeleth> boaf: <3
[21:28] <Vii> But he's not screwing around in this section of the internet, so I guess...he's playing video games, or something
[21:28] <boaf> Eleeleth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SASjlj5R4U4
[21:28] <Eleeleth> Why the sudden highlight?
[21:28] <Cevius[Work]>
[21:28] <Suede> hes
[21:28] <Suede> fapping
[21:28] <Clbck> Vii: porn?
[21:28] * boaf mounts Cevius[Work]
[21:28] <Clbck> fuck you suede
[21:28] <Clbck> hivemind
[21:28] <Cevius[Work]> YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:28] <Clbck> GET OUT OF MY HEAD
[21:28] <Suede> CLBCK GTFO MY HEAD
[21:28] <Suede> WTF
[21:28] <Clbck> wtf
[21:28] <boaf> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:28] <Suede> DAMN U
[21:28] <Clbck> GOD DAMN YOU
[21:28] <Cevius[Work]> O.O
[21:28] <Lapsus> GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
[21:28] <Suede> FUCK OFF CLBCK YOU WIZARD


And this one is for those of you that know r9k. Now you'll know why it went to shits:
[16:11] <+CMon> <lancer_c> well..
[16:11] <+CMon> <lancer_c> theres..
[16:11] <+CMon> <LJ> D.
[16:11] <+CMon> <lancer_c> polyphemus..~
[16:11] <+CMon> <lancer_c> but he lost his one eye
[16:11] <+CMon> <lancer_c> ray charles... nope, not even one eye
[16:11] <+CMon> <lancer_c> hmmm
[16:11] <+CMon> <lancer_c> maybe a few pirates?
[16:11] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 32768 seconds
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 131072 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 524288 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 2097152 seconds
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 8388608 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 33554432 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] <+Threevil> Oh wow, that's impressive
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 134217728 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 536870912 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] <+Delaid> What the (bleep)?
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for -2147483648 seconds
[16:12] <+Sami> wat!?
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] <+Delaid> I'M SO CONFUSED
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v Delaid
[16:12] <@r9k> Delaid has been muted for 32 seconds
[16:12] <+CMon> That was amazing.
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: -v CMon
[16:12] <@r9k> CMon has been muted for 0 seconds
[16:12] * r9k sets mode: +v CMon
[16:12] <+Sami> epic ownage.
[16:12] <+CMon> I broke the bot
[16:12] <+Threevil> lol, you broke the bot
[16:12] <+CMon> I AM NOW INCINVIBLE!
[16:12] <+Threevil> CMon is now immune...
[16:13] <+Sami> You won the system
[16:13] * r9k sets mode: +v Delaid
[16:13] <+Delaid> How the hell did you do that?