who do you expect to clean that shit homie
If you aren't a potato then its not hard to keep shit clean
Then again you have a maid so you probably have no idea how to do that
woke up at 5 am. thought the bus was here so I sprinted - phone fell out of my pocket and landed right on my fucking foot. I kicked that fucker like Beckham. Internally broke and screen is burnt out. One class in school, I forgot my jacket. I wen't back to get it the very next class and it's literally gone for good. Nowhere to be seen whatso-fucking-ever. Later on, I'm going home from school. I check my wallet. Woopdie doo, I couldnt find my motherfucking keys. Yep, lost em too. Nobody at home and I got a burnt phone. My house is massive so the wall entrance is like 3meters min.
I ended up climbing that fucked using some extreme footwork and lots of scraping my skin against solid bricks. Alright - I reached the top. How the fuck do I get down? so I take what i learned from GTA and go into pull-up on the door-mode and extend my arms and legs to full length only to fall 1.5meters (it was my only choice; better than 3.) landed on my ankle joint. fucker hurt.
Alright. Next mission: How do I enter my fucking house with no motherfucking keys?
I ended up breaking the backdoor just to realize my maid was asleep the entire fucking time. Fucking whore is she deaf or some shit?
She starts laughing and I go up to my room and slam the door.
What a fantastic day. Fuck.
Why would you break a window?
I'm not sure how things work wherever course lives, but here we usually have windows that won't break easily to isolate the heat.
