some lame jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie. Q: What figure describes a lost parrot? A: A polygon! Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A: A bird that talks your ear off! Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly? A: Send him to polytechnic! Q: What do you call a parrot that doesn't eat? A: A polynomeal (polynomial) Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark? A: an animal that talks your head off. Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!