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ooh that was funny^^

my friend and me managed to crack the soda machine in the basement ;)
we got all the bottles for free, that was the good part of it.

but then we started to sell them to the kiddies for 50cent a bottle (original price was 1.10)

we felt like Robin Hood :O

but some crappy child told the principal and we got detetion
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so wut?
I remember in chemistry class once, the teacher said: I'm now mixing an acid with an ester... one person shouted:
"Drink it!"
"No!"
"I'd do it for you..."

Lol.
Prelude for time feelers
Originally Posted by yinyangsea View Post
not funniest momment, my friend kept pantsing me, so during gym
I pantsed him but accidentatly grabbed his boxers when I was pulling down.

i like ur school xD(sarcasm)
this is my new favorite thread


Once in fifth grade a person middle fingerd the teacher
i dunno what happend to him but i lold
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When an obese, wannabe-goth girl fell in the stairs with her new plateu-boots. We have never laughed so hard, and she never wore them in that school again.
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Well, I had this really overweight geometry teacher, Miss gradziel(Otherwise referred to a mrs. crabcakes) was her name. She was this old, OLD teacher, and very strict. She was incredibly sensitive about her weight, and her purple marker which she treasured for some reason unknown to us. So, My friend nick decides to steal her marker while she was in the bathroom. He wrote Mrs. Crabcakes is fat on the board, and signed it with her favorite students name, and chucked the marker off the 5th story window, into a trash can. She came back into the classroom, she saw the board, she turned as purple as her marker and started jabbering like fawldnbsauidsbgakxasldasnbd and ran out of the classroom crying. The next day, we found out she had quit. I thought it was a bit mean, but I died laughing.


My funniest.

E: oh, and also, I was hanging around with my friends larry and taishawn, and we were playing tekken by the cheerleader tryouts. The guy with the whirring fist kept shooting out his hand and yelling objection! So, larry decides to imitate it. One of the cheerleaders falls off the pyramid, and she gets anally fingered. because her panties were around her knees because the girl under her got her incredible big ring stuck in it, thus pulling them down. It literally went in. I died laughing, my friend larry was like YES! FINALLY! the girl was in pain, and taishawn looked like he was about to finger her from the other side.
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Hoss.
the first one was funny
the seccond one i dont get so much
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Originally Posted by Dalir View Post
When an obese, wannabe-goth girl fell in the stairs with her new plateu-boots. We have never laughed so hard, and she never wore them in that school again.

Rofl, sounds funneh.

Originally Posted by ToXiKz View Post
Well, I had this really overweight geometry teacher, Miss gradziel(Otherwise referred to a mrs. crabcakes) was her name. She was this old, OLD teacher, and very strict. She was incredibly sensitive about her weight, and her purple marker which she treasured for some reason unknown to us. So, My friend nick decides to steal her marker while she was in the bathroom. He wrote Mrs. Crabcakes is fat on the board, and signed it with her favorite students name, and chucked the marker off the 5th story window, into a trash can. She came back into the classroom, she saw the board, she turned as purple as her marker and started jabbering like fawldnbsauidsbgakxasldasnbd and ran out of the classroom crying. The next day, we found out she had quit. I thought it was a bit mean, but I died laughing.


My funniest.

E: oh, and also, I was hanging around with my friends larry and taishawn, and we were playing tekken by the cheerleader tryouts. The guy with the whirring fist kept shooting out his hand and yelling objection! So, larry decides to imitate it. One of the cheerleaders falls off the pyramid, and she gets anally fingered. because her panties were around her knees because the girl under her got her incredible big ring stuck in it, thus pulling them down. It literally went in. I died laughing, my friend larry was like YES! FINALLY! the girl was in pain, and taishawn looked like he was about to finger her from the other side.

The 1st one is lol's.

the 2nd one is ROFROFLROLFRLOPOMGGOMFGOPRLFOLRFLOLOLOROFLROFL
wtf lolololol
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when me and my freind pushed a girl down the stairs or, when i was in grade 5 and my teacher screamed at us saying we never wright in paragraphs and my other freind shouted f*** you! we always wright in paragraphs.
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Originally Posted by Mahulk17-0 View Post
when me and my freind pushed a girl down the stairs or, when i was in grade 5 and my teacher screamed at us saying we never wright in paragraphs and my other freind shouted f*** you! we always wright in paragraphs.

LOLZ
wonder if thats the same kid in my old class
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