I choose the third option: You shall recieve 1 coupon at Wendy's for a job, then you shall work there. Your co-workers will drive you insane, then you will one day snap, shoot everyone in the store, burn it to the ground, drive to the desert, and put a shotgun to your head and pull the trigger...only to have it jam on you. You will then wander aimlessly for 3 days and 4 nights, until you meet a rattlesnake named Paulo. You will then draw pictures in the sand of Paulo and his cousins who are visiting for the weekend. After a little bit longer, you will doze off, then wake up in the hospital, realizing that it all was a dream and you overdosed on spam from your endless spam in your brain.