I Was in a car crash on my way to work 2 weeks after christmas and was in the hospital ever since. The paramedics found me unconscious after the crash and they told me that I would have been decapitated if i didn't wear my seatbelt correctly. The only damage i got was a Fractured Jaw ;(

So now all i do is Lay in bed and watch TV. I think Im going to retire early. I mean i have enough money to live...until i die that is..

Wait who r u? jak is that you? LOL

(bleep) Dont do funny shit it hurts my jaw to laugh (bleep)er. Also cocks.

lol sorry!

yeah it's me

i was banned cuz i couldn't pay cinder back in time

so i'd LOVE for you to return ur payment


(or else this will happen to your jaw)

Please dont jak im already in enough pain because i cant see my two babies (yes im a father) as much -my wife either

D:

ok

Get well soon!

(so you can pay me)

<3

^that's all u need

Awh, poor beautiful Kruschev.
He needs to take driving lessons.

Fucking get better now! ^^

//Kraetyz, semi-nice

Get better or I WILL decap you WITH or WITHOUT seat belt =D

Wow, the importance of wearing a seatbelt. I had an uncle who actually died in a car crash because he flew out the windshield of his car going about 80MPH and flew out into the road, and then got hit in mid-air by a passing car. (This was on a highway; the car in front of him spun out [raining] and hit his car with its rear, sending him flying, and a car on the next lane hit him by accident.) If he had been wearing the seatbelt, he'd have probably had minor facial scarring.



Anyways, hope you get better soon. (35 is a tad young to retire though, ain't it?)

Moral of the story: Wear seatbelt. Good to hear that you wore it, AND that it saved you. Get better soon, man!

Also, guys, be careful with the joking. While i fully agree that it is better to look at things from a more light-hearted perspective, it can become too much of a good thing.